I Wanted To Make An Article About Aston Martin

"Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret)
11/27/2013 at 22:45 • Filed to: None

But I couldn't come up with words, so here is a picture instead

DISCUSSION (14)

YSI-what can brown do for you > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 22:50

This is me 95% of the time. Plus I suck at writing.

Victorious Secret > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/27/2013 at 22:52

I have a very rough idea of what I want to write but after 5 minutes I go Oh look Battlefield...I'll play a few rounds

Brian Silvestro > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 22:54

Did someone say... Aston Martin pictures ?

Kinja'd!!!

PatBateman > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 22:57

Your devotion to this website is unparalleled.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 22:57

Well there's 1000, most of them being synonyms of sexy.

Victorious Secret > PatBateman
11/27/2013 at 23:04

I'm not that crazy.

I haven't tried to bang the website yet, Spiegel has though.

NinetyQ > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 23:05

Looks chubby next to that Ferrari.

Victorious Secret > NinetyQ
11/27/2013 at 23:07

Car drives like a certifiable fatass.

Mercifully it actually is large on the inside so you feel awesome while you get demolished by everything else sold on the market.

I mean everything.

A Yaris could probably beat this. Probably.

Victorious Secret > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
11/27/2013 at 23:07

A lot of it was ...and I jizzed in my pants

PatBateman > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 23:08

Just say no to humping the screen.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 23:12

I am more like, "I know what I want to write about" and here is how it comes out in words "I like cars duuuuuuurrrr"

Agrajag > Victorious Secret
11/27/2013 at 23:12

Well, I spent a lot more time looking at the picture than I probably would have if it was placed amongst an article. So, well done, nice pic.

Victorious Secret > PatBateman
11/27/2013 at 23:14

What about not saying no to humping the screen?

Manuél Ferrari > Victorious Secret
11/28/2013 at 00:44

This would be a good post to mention how happy I am about a piece or Aston trivia I recently learned. I had noticed months ago how quickly the DB9 depreciates. I saw an ad for a car that only had about 50,000 miles on it and had the V12 replaced under warranty. Which made me assume the engines were garbage.

But an Oppo conversation led to me doing some research and I learned that the engine issues and the resulting steep depreciation have created a huge opportunity for those who want a sexy used V12 Aston for cheap. The issue was resolved with a simple recall - the length of the dipstick was incorrect. This led to owners thinking they had enough oil when they didn't. Combine this with the warning light only coming on when it was too late and many engines failed. Any engine that hasn't failed yet can be very reliable as long as the dipstick has been replaced or is replaced.

A used DB9 is the performance deal of the century. Cars that relatives for nearly $200K can be had in mint condition with less than 25,000 miles for under $75,000 (at least here in California). I will have one, one day.